Well I woke up in the mornin' and I find my girl is gone
theres a fifty on the table and a not apon the phone
It says you got no life and you got no job
now you got no one your a #$%@in' lazy slob
so I take the fifty bucks and I head to the store
thinkin about 1 thing that stupid #$%@in' whore
So I drive back home and I know just what to do
So I reach into the bag and I grab another brew
I GRAB MYSELF THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING AWLRIGHT
SO MUCH BETTER THAN A WOMAN CAUSE A WOMAN ALWAYS FIGHTS
WITH YOU THE ONE WHO CAN DRINK ALL DAY AND DRINK ALL NIGHT
I KNOW I KNOW THAT I CAN CAUSE MAN IM A MAN
So I plop down on the couch so I can watch some tv
but there aint nothin there she took it a took it away from me
so I run up the stairs to grab my gun
but I spy another beer and I and I got to grab one
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I GRAB MYSELF THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING AWLRIGHT
SO MUCH BETTER THAN A WOMAN CAUSE A WOMAN ALWAYS FIGHTS
WITH YOU THE ONE WHO CAN DRINK ALL DAY AND DRINK ALL NIGHT
I KNOW I KNOW THAT I CAN CAUSE MAN IM A MAN
so I run down to the basement grab the little tv
the one she tried she tried so hard to hide away from me
plug it in turn it on and I grab another beer
#$%@ that #$%@ I got my baby with me
well I'm lyin on the couch and feelin all alone
I hear a ringa da ringa da ringa da ringa da ringa da telephone
well it's my girl and she's commin home
she just realized that she loves me
I GRAB MYSELF THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING AWLRIGHT
SO MUCH BETTER THAN A WOMAN CAUSE A WOMAN ALWAYS FIGHTS
WITH YOU THE ONE WHO CAN DRINK ALL DAY AND DRINK ALL NIGHT
I KNOW I KNOW THAT I CAN CAUSE MAN IM A MAN
I GRAB MYSELF THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING AWLRIGHT
SO MUCH BETTER THAN A WOMAN CAUSE A WOMAN ALWAYS FIGHTS
WITH YOU THE ONE WHO CAN DRINK ALL DAY AND DRINK ALL NIGHT
I KNOW I KNOW THAT I CAN CAUSE MAN IM A MAN